Fantastic news: Big Brother axed, 10 years too late

I’m not going to write much since this utter abortion of a reality TV show deserves no more than a few words. I feel sick just writing about it, actually. It’s just that a wave of euphoria came over me while reading this in today’s paper…

Big Brother has been axed. Finally. For all the wrong reasons, of course – viewership figures, rather than the utterly moronic format and contestants – but it has been axed nonetheless. The show that brought to light the utterly irrelevant antics of the vacuous waste of oxygen Jade Goody has finally been put out of its misery, and the nation couldn’t be happier.

Looks like the average IQ of TV viewers is set to increase by approximately 35 points. Now all they need to do is kill the fucker who came up with the idea, and sterilise anybody who says that they will miss it.

Good fucking riddance.