Now that’s a straight flush.

Hey, remember that time you tried to flush those three and a half pounds of dog food down the loo? I mean, we’ve all been there. Remember how it blocked up the pipes and the bowl overflowed and flooded the bathroom floor? And then your dog came in and thought it was bloody Christmas or something? Man, was that ever upsetting.

Well worry no more. Because this lavatory will flush anything. From gummi bears to golf balls, this is one serious crapper.

Not often I post twice here in one day – in fact, it’s unprecedented – but I’d say this lavvy deserves recognition. I mean, as much recognition as you can give to a khazi, anyway.

One small piece of criticism, however: it would have been quite useful to see how this thing deals with shit, since that’s going to make up the larger part of its daily, um, workload. I mean, you don’t test a sink by filling it full of custard, do you?

Well, apart from that one time, but we were still pretty drunk after doing the dog food in the loo.